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i'm like electricity, baby. i always take the path of least resistance.

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Pseudonym Jones
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I wanted all things
To seem to make some sense,
So we could all be happy, yes,
Instead of tense.
And I made up lies
So that they all fit nice,
And I made this sad world
A par-a-dise.
acting standoffish, brandishing staplers, brassil sprout, cellular mitosis, chaucerian defense mechanisms, collecting antique whistles, con*mar convenience stores, contemplating fame, contemplating homelessness, contemplating suicide, death to the extremist, dirk crimson, donating scissors to poor, eating a complete breakfast, eight bit detective, emulating sportacus, playing the banjo, plotting against chuck palahniuk, post-coital pizza, pseudonym jones, ricky the aborted fetus, sigh whatever, sighwhatever, sighwhatever.com, six degrees of sunshine, teaching robots to swing, utilizing parentheticals, wawa brand chocolate milk

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